This needs to stop

I wish that I could freeze time. I'm so tired of it. I don't mind being to work by 7:30 a.m.
But it becomes a problem when there is a fire drill at 2:36 a.m. and I don't get back to my room until 3:11 a.m. and then I can't get back to sleep until 4 a.m. and THEN my drunk friends are texting me in between and my phone is my alarm for in the morning. I make a motion that there should be no fire drills after 12 a.m. and if someone pulled it I wish I knew who it was. That way one day when I get my gun license I can shoot the person that did. If only you knew the cuddly snuggly feeling I had. My eyelids felt so good. You woulda thought I was on e or sumtn with the way my rough as pillow felt. I was probably going to drool last night. Then, it happened. I thought I was dreaming. I was like what the fuck I know I'm not having another nightmare. But it was worse than a nightmare. It was reality. That motherfucking fire alarm was going off. I still wanted to deny it but my roomates were getting up and putting on clothes. I couldn't see because I left my glasses at home and didn't feel like putting my contacts back in. I wanted to cut someone. This chick bumped into me. I wanted to go off but then I had to say to myself 'Yo you can't see shit and you have on chinese slippers'. Then, when it was time to go back in I had left my i.d. upstairs. Everyone who had left their i.d. had to go to the left. And the person that told me to go to the left........I see him almost every fucking day on a say hello with name basis. Five minutes of my life was really wasted. So I woke up this morning when my alarm went off and I felt like someone beat the shit out of me. I don't know how that feels but I imagine if it was to happen to me it would feel like that. I felt like I had given up on life. So I called in late. THEN........when I got up to get ready I had rosey boxer shorts. WTF. No wonder I was craving that brownie last nite. So now I'm at work and as usual my co-worker calls me to switch with him so he can sit next to his boy friend. Don't you fucking live together or something. You are with each other all the fucking time. I hate the computer lab in the morning. If I was the two people before you to see their i.d. what the fuck makes you think I'm not going to ask you the same question. I don't give a fuck if you have on MSU logo shit. I don't care if you pregnant. That could be a bomb. I don't care if you Dr. Susan Coles. I want to see your i.d. or I will x5222 your ass. That's right TOP FLIGHT of the WORLD. This one chick had like 100 fucking cards in her wallet. WTF you're like 20. Some of these people don't even know what their school i.d. looks like. I hope we have a bomb threat so someone can ask them for their i.d. and they can get escorted off the campus for not having it. irresponsible. I'm not gonna say the other thing that I wanted to say with that. I'm PMSing. People trying to slide in without signing in.........it's not going down like that. Y'all dumb mothafuckas made it here some how and I know you can read so shut up the bitching and moaning draw a squiggle on the line and show me your i.d. And can someone plz tell me what is up with these chicks that looked JACKED UP but they had time to but on make-up. And why can't people work the fucking AUTOMATIC stapler. Could we make it any easier!!!!!!!!! And why does this 6 foot 4inches lady have on heels. I'm done. I want something to eat with lots of syrup.