It's going too far man

So I was sittin' in the house watching television and this commercial comes on..........i know you had to see it.........it's one of those birth control test.........pee pee stick thingies........first thing i would like to address is the angle the commercial comes on at.........the pee pee stick looks huge and reminds me of a spaceship..........i'm thinking is this battle star galactica or something...........then there is like a powerful and mighty voice saying something like 'now introducing the most high efficiency pregnancy test EVER'.........you would think they were trying to sell a razor or something........so anyway now the pee pee sticks have a message pop up that says 'pregnant' because i guess dumb people can understand plus and minus..........pretty soon the thing is gonna be talking..........if they do make i talk i hope i can be the one to record the message......it would go a little something like this......'I don't know how much more clear this shit can get you dumb bitch.........but YOU ARE PREGNANT.......YES we know you can believe it.......now just hope that man doesn't leave your ass you ol' crumb snatcher'.......or if it's negative.........'Consider your ass lucky this time........you can still go and drop it like it's hot cuz you ain't knocked......NYE.........NO.......that's for the slow bitches' That would be something funny..........they could atleast make the pee pee sticks reusable........i think they make those things defective on purpose so people can buy alot of them..........like i was watchin this one show and this lady didn't know she was pregnant til she delivered.........this chick was a firefighter puttin out fires and shit 9 months pregnant LMAO......cuz she said that used 3 of those sticks and they all sed neg...........if that was my test........she woulda knew she was pregent even if i had to jump out the pregnancy test and bitch slap her.......like you pregnant.........like estas embarazada stupida..........LMAO........it's like damn how much more simpler could they make things for you in america.........like the person that sued mc donalds because the coffee cup didn't say it was hot..........WTF.........HUH.........then if that she wasn't hot they still woulda complained...........like i'm sure that is not the first time your ass sipped a cup of coffee..........you could feel that the cup was warm..........people just really tick me off..........dumb motherfuckers